August 21st, 2010

Latest in craigslist wackyness... WTF?

Mentor wanted (Vancouver, WA)
Date: 2010-08-20, 5:15PM PDT
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

A little about myself:
I am a transplant from the East Coast. I have always have had a slight interest in the Boston Red Sox. I also have dabbled a little with alcohol. Beer is okay and I have been told that tequila is the hard liqour of choice of a real man.
I am really looking to step it up in these areas of my life, that I feel are my major weaknesses. These were the single most contributing factors to my most recent divorce. Long story short, I am looking for a mentor that can guide me to the highest levels of obsessing over the Red Sox, beer selection as well as appreciation and also get me to the point where I can "pound tequila shooters with the best of them".
If this sounds like you, please inquire. I am willing to pay a hefty stipend to the right candidate. I could also use some goatee growing/grooming advice. Not a requirement, but I am willing to pay extra for that as well.
I would like to start on this newest phase of my life as soon as possible. Serious inquiries only please.

Best Regards.....

* Location: Vancouver, WA
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

Christ I'm bored.

How do you DamnPortlanders like to eat your DamnSteak?

Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?

(does this sort of qualify as a SNNLC post? :D)

Lately I'm a proud member! :D
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1) what was up with all the light malfunctions yesterday?  All the lights on stark from 105th to 205 including the onramp lights were totally out of commission - not blinking, just blank.  Later on, the random one at the intersection of SE 82nd and the Eco Car Wash was on four-way blinking red.
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Hey DP
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