What do you know, Joe?
What do you know, Joe?
I am in your fair city and I need a dress to wear to a wedding. Where should I go shopping? I need like a size 12-14 and I'm leaning towards more unique shops, local designers, etc. etc. I have some money to burn and I don't want to go to the mall.
She barks. And she's got a throaty "Get the fuck off my lawn or Imma rip your throat out!" bark. It's pretty terrifying.
Yesterday a guy walks into our yard and Potbelly starts barking at him. Instead of backing out slowly like everyone else does, he starts flipping out and saying that he's going to sue us because she was going to bite him and she's an unsafe dog to have in the neighborhood.
Common sense tells me that he can't actually do that because she was on a leash that was tethered very firmly to the porch post, he was five feet away from her, and there were no witnesses so there's no proof. Right? However, people are often assholes and will try and make trouble wherever the fuck they can.
So, getting No Trespassing/Soliciting and "Warning: Beware of Dog" signs would hopefully divert any assholery from getting out of hand, yes yes?
Extra question: Should someone, saints forbid, actually break into my house and gets bitten by the dog, can they still sue us for damages if we have warning signs outside the house that there is a dog inside of the house? I've heard of it happening before but I am unsure as to how Oregon deals with that, specifically.
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is there something going around, illness-wise? i've had a sore throat for a few days now and i thought at first it was just allergies, but it's not getting better. it's not getting worse though, either, so maybe i'm just paranoid.
anyway, i always wonder about these sorts of trends. anybody else feelin a bit poorly, or throaty? i'm thinking this might be the sun flu. har har har.
Have you ever waxed your junk (man or woman junk)?
How often do you shave your junk? (man or woman)
Would you ever wax/shave your junk in a relationship if they asked?
Do you let your junk go natural?
I've had lots of debate with friends and family on whether to wax or not. It's really not as bad as it sounds though, but I'm interested to see how many people actually regularly wax and shave down there?
Am I correct in thinking this means they're going to only call the pretty ones in to interview?
I'm not going to bother applying, but it kind of bothered me, especially since I have interviewed for a lot of receptionist positions where I felt like it didn't matter what my experience was, as the companies were looking for someone attractive to sit up front. I would rather be an administrative assistant and not have to do receptionist duty, but a lot of companies combine the role, which is understandable. I'm not "perky" nor "bubbly" nor can someone "hear my smile over the phone" as many of the ads ask for, but I'm not a cave troll, either. I don't trust anyone who's unnaturally happy all the time. Do you think the whole pretty receptionist/girl Friday myth is still prevalent? I know there are some companies here whose receptionists are not Top Model candidates, so maybe I'm just interviewing with the wrong companies?
Basically i want a fairly normal slaw. Cabbage, carrots, etc. I've heard of it either with a mayo dressing or vinaigrette. HALP!
Or can i just take any slaw recipe and omit the celery salt and it'll be as yummy as i hope it really will be? Ugh!
Spoiler alert: I offended all people with vaginas. Sorry.
ETA: All people who use pussies in any kind of derogatory term must now use "asshole". It hath been decided. Go in peace.