By popular request, the first rough draft of the damnportlanders
drinking game is here! This was inspired by a meetup last weekend with yoopie
, and lokidecat
. The rules are very simple. And apologies in advance if anyone gets their feelings hurt over this (try to have a sense of humor, eh?).Rules for the damnportlanders Drinking Game:Necessary items: Copious amounts of libation, a computer with Internet access (with damnportlanders page up on your web browser of choice), and a sense of humor.Rules:
Every time you read or see one of the following on damnportlanders
, take a swig of your libation whenever:
--a post ends with "...AND GO".
--a damnportlander posts about being oppressed about being unable to smoke in a public space.
prefaces a sentence with "Back in D.C."....
--someone posts about looking for a place to take their friends/family/visitors to.
--there is a post with a big-assed graphics and/or giant-assed fonts promoting an event.
makes a post.
--someone asks whether [insert object] is made of vegans.
--someone states how evil soy is (bonus points if it is mentioned that "soy makes you gay").
--there is a disparaging statement about SUVs.
--there is a derisive comment about Gresham.
--someone forgets to LJ-cut a pontificative post (yes, feel free to take a drink now after reading this post ;o)
--a bicyclist damnportlander curses careless drivers.
--a motorist damnportlander curses careless bicyclists.
--a damnportlander pedestrian curses careless drivers, bicyclists, or hippies.
--there is a post about a geological- or weather- related events (earthquakes, hail, thunderstorm, snow, etc.). And for each subsequent post on the same event, double the shot of libations.
--someone disses George W. Bush in a post.
--there is a mention of Craigslist.
--someone makes a post looking for friends.
--a soon-to-be-Portland-resident inquires about job availability.
--a provincial damnportlander replies to the above by requesting that the soon-to-be-Portlander not move here unless she/he already has a job lined up.
--dumpster-diving is mentioned.
--there is a post about smelly riders or unstable individuals on Tri-Met.
makes a food-related entry on Thankful Thursdays.
I'm sure that I missed several things though....any other drinking cues that anyone else might want to add? (And Go!) ;)