Pssst -- It's time for that annual email full of eye-roll worthy, groan-inducing, really-you-should-know-better kind of holiday puns. Ready? Ready yet? Waiiiiiiiiiit for it....... GO!
It's XmaHanuKwanzSolstika time again, my nutty little fruitcakes! And we want to see you decking our hallways in all of your gay apparel! (See? I warned you.)
Holiday of the Bizarre: Express your Elf, Don't Repress your Elf! ( http://www.technodyke.com/events/holiday
Saturday, December 17th, doors at 9:30pm - @ Holocene (1001 SE Morrison)
Come dressed as your favorite off-color elf, campy yuletide cliche or in your most festive and fanciful frock! Cover is cheaper if you dress up! $6 without costume. $5 with!
DJ Puppet will be spinning. Holocene will be providing yummy holigay drink specials. You and yours will be flaming brighter than 7 candles on a kinara, spinning faster than a disco dreidel and being randomly attacked by hot girls and bois with mistletoe on the dance floor! And you can even get your picture taken with Kandy and Kayne!
So call your friends and the Four Corners, light a yule-log under yer backside and jingle those bells on down to Holocene for Holiday of the Bizarre!
Saturday, December 17th
Holocene - 1001 SE Morrison
Doors at 9:30pm
$6 without costume, $5 with!http://www.technodyke.com/events/holiday