But I didn't expect to stay at the place I was staying at all night long. Just a few minutes, I thought, to pick up some cookies. Maybe you stole my back pack 'cause you thought I had sweet stuff in there, but now that you know it was just a bowling ball and some electrical tape, you'll give it back? No questions asked, no police, no nothing.
I have a few a few poems I wrote in there I'd like to get back. I think I have an 1/8th" adapter which would be nice to have back too.
Hell, you can keep the naughty dice if you want, and the electrical tape. Those were both from a relationship gone array. I ain't got no use for those anymore.
Just please, that bowling ball was awesome. And I use that beat to shit backpack all the time.
Do an anonymous dropoff, I don't care. But I can't fucking roll without my ball.