Has anyone had experience taking a placenta from a hospital birth (specifically Kaiser)? I don't know the policies on this exactly, but I am assuming they will have some problems with me taking my placenta out of the hospital. I'm planning some sort of covert operation, stealing the placenta in a cooler when no one's looking.
Does anyone here have experience cooking one? putting them into pills? Can I hire someone from DPers to do this for me?