beccasbaby (beccasbaby) wrote in damnportlanders,
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placenta eating?

I just came across this hilarious article: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-not-cannibalism-if-nobody-died

Has anyone had experience taking a placenta from a hospital birth (specifically Kaiser)? I don't know the policies on this exactly, but I am assuming they will have some problems with me taking my placenta out of the hospital. I'm planning some sort of covert operation, stealing the placenta in a cooler when no one's looking.

Does anyone here have experience cooking one? putting them into pills? Can I hire someone from DPers to do this for me?
Tags: maternity
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