silverback2001 ([info]silverback2001) wrote in [info]damnportlanders,
Hey there Portland!

Do you sneeze out of your mouths, or out of your noses? Inquiring minds want to know! Or at least my bored mind wants to know.

I got tired of nearly flying out of my chair when I sneezed, and one day I started re-directing sneezes through my nose instead. No, I'm not sure how I do it, but it seems to diminish the force of the sneeze considerably. So I consider it odd, but useful. So DP, how much of a freak does this make me? Am I alone?

Poll #1533958
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 94

Do you sneeze through your mouth or your nose?

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Mouth
32 (34.0%)
Nose
16 (17.0%)
Either one
27 (28.7%)
WTF? You're a freak!
6 (6.4%)

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[info]kengwen

March 5 2010, 01:19:42 UTC 2 years ago

I almost exclusively hold in my sneezes, so my answer is neither.

[info]liagibba

March 5 2010, 02:29:45 UTC 2 years ago

You can really do some serious damage to your sinus and ear cavities doing that.

[info]kengwen

2 years ago

[info]elessa

2 years ago

[info]kengwen

2 years ago

[info]kilobites

March 5 2010, 01:29:47 UTC 2 years ago

Mouth, I guess. I wish I could do it out of my nose though.

[info]attract_mode

March 5 2010, 01:31:58 UTC 2 years ago

"how much of a freak does this make me?"

...says the furry.

[info]theotherjay

March 5 2010, 01:49:59 UTC 2 years ago

Be nice.

[info]liagibba

March 5 2010, 02:30:33 UTC 2 years ago

I sneeze through my nose, but my boyfriend sneezes through his mouth. I never stopped to think of it before. :)

[info]ladyiceblink

March 5 2010, 04:21:00 UTC 2 years ago

For some reason I read this as "I sneeze through my boyfriend"

[info]filthyslav

March 5 2010, 03:08:31 UTC 2 years ago

my boyfriend sneezes through his nose and it makes me think his head is going to explode.

[info]shalora

March 5 2010, 05:11:06 UTC 2 years ago

LOL - I'm watching the Muppet Show tonight, so I'm having a very literal vision of exploding heads at the moment. ;)

[info]elric_dewisant

March 5 2010, 03:13:36 UTC 2 years ago

I sneeze like a cat and it usually freaks people out the first time they experience it.

[info]kengwen

March 5 2010, 16:10:48 UTC 2 years ago

what exactly do you mean?

[info]modestmaya

2 years ago

[info]inkytwist

March 5 2010, 03:18:00 UTC 2 years ago

It really depends for me. Sometimes it's through my nose, but most of the time, my mouth. Whee!

Also: haters gonna hate.

[info]tastee

March 5 2010, 04:02:19 UTC 2 years ago

I sneeze through the nose and for some reason a lot of people, especially the men in my family, think it is the oddest thing. They're all "Let it out! own that sneeze!"

And okay this is the part that may be weird but in addition to being less
messy and wet, this method gives me a bigger "sneeze high"

oh man

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[info]banjololo

2 years ago

[info]sherber

March 5 2010, 05:19:07 UTC 2 years ago

ME TOO. i love the sneeze high, i actually get really disappointed when i sneeze and it's not satisfying enough.

[info]tastee

2 years ago

[info]aprilstarchild

March 5 2010, 06:41:44 UTC 2 years ago

I realized this recently too!!

Plus I think it gets out more stuff.

[info]never_here

March 5 2010, 04:35:34 UTC 2 years ago Edited:  March 5 2010, 04:39:39 UTC

I have what are called "sneezures" (sneeze/seizure, however you might spell that); they're tiny ones through my nose that sound kind of like a cat sneeze, but I get up to 8 at a time.

[info]cancer0us

March 5 2010, 05:19:51 UTC 2 years ago

I get something like 20-30 sneezes in a row, and they generally come out my mouth. They apparently sound like I'm choking or having a fit. I get many concerned looks, stares, and the occasional OMG ARE YOU CHOKING?

[info]maiden_midwife

March 5 2010, 05:44:15 UTC 2 years ago

Mostly through my mouth. Especially when I get big sneezing attacks of 15-45 sneezes in a row depending on the severity of the attack. If I can tell it's going to be a small sneeze I will do it through the nose. If I misjudge the sneeze and do a big sneeze through the nose, I find it painful and sometimes the rush of air out my nostrils is so irritating that it makes me sneeze again, which I think I may not have done if I'd only sneezed through my mouth in the first place.

[info]bennomatic

March 5 2010, 06:48:15 UTC 2 years ago

I always try to say something pithy when I sneeze. Try it! "Oh Shit!" and "Wazzzup?" are perennial favorites. And of course, the classic is, "Ah, choo!"

[info]orgdotnews

March 5 2010, 17:23:48 UTC 2 years ago

I usually say SNEEZE!

[info]duchess_k

March 5 2010, 16:44:51 UTC 2 years ago

Holy snotbomb, batman.

[info]orgdotnews

March 5 2010, 17:23:19 UTC 2 years ago

When I sneeze, I mean it. People in adjacent solar systems jump.

[info]roxanne_muth

March 5 2010, 17:24:43 UTC 2 years ago

I sneeze through my mouth when I don't want snot flying everywhere.

[info]lo_melech

March 5 2010, 23:45:20 UTC 2 years ago

Sneezing is a full body experience for me, I look like I'm having a seizure.
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